Jimmy: I was eating dinner in LA… do you remember sending over a giant plant?
Portia: Oh yes, that was funny.Portia and Ellen do not mess around with gift-giving.
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Ellen Degeneres dresses up as Sofia Vergara. [x]
“Bic, the pen company, have a new line of pens called, “Bic: for her”. This is totally real. They’re pens just for ladies.
They come in both lady colors, pink and purple. And they’re just like regular pens, except they’re pink, so they cost twice as much… That is absolutely true.
I was reading the back of the pack— well, i had a man read the back of the package to me, and it said it’s, “designed to fit a woman’s hand”. What does that mean? So when we’re taking down dictation from our bosses, we’ll feel comfortable, and forget we’re not getting paid as much?” (x)
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Ellen addresses real issues in America
Ellen for president.
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